Friday, June 28, 2013

Trans Studio Bandung Trips

Trans Studio Bandung Trips


Trans Studio Bandungadalah sebuah taman bermain dalam ruangan yang berlokasi di Bandung Supermall. Trans Studio Bandung merupakan Trans Studio yang kedua setelah Makassar.
Awal bulan ini, saya menyempatkan diri mengunjungi Trans Studio Bandung ketika sedang padat-padatnya. Ini wajar, karena Trans Studio Bandung waktu itu belum genap berusia satu bulan, dipromosikan habis-habisan di media massa dan sedang waktunya liburan sekolah. Untuk mengantri tiket saja membutuhkan waktu tak kurang dari satu setengah jam.
Dalam kondisi ini, kedisiplinan masyarakat kita benar-benar diuji. Pada saat istri saya mengantri tiket, ternyata ada orang tua yang menyuruh anaknya menerobos antrian, padahal usia anaknya tersebut tak lebih dari 8 tahun. Sayangnya, petugas keamanan pun tidak dapat berbuat banyak, mungkin karena kewalahan atau terlalu mengasumsikan bahwa pengunjung dapat tertib mengantri.
Semenjak BSM direnovasi untuk pembangunan Trans Studio, saya jarang sekali mampir ke BSM. Kali ini wajah BSM jauh berbeda. Sisi barat yang tadinya tempat parkir terbuka, kini telah menjadi gedung tempat parkir yang di atasnya ada Trans Studio. Nyaris seluruh lahan BSM kini dikuasai oleh gerai-gerai dari Paragroup. Tak ada lagi Starbucks, digantikan dengan tak kurang dari setengah lusin gerai Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf. Gerai es krim Baskin-Robbins pun bertebaran dimana-mana.
Yang disebut dengan ‘tiket masuk’ ternyata adalah kartu Mega Cash. Ini adalah kartu pembayaran contactless yang cara kerjanya mirip dengan Flazz dari BCA atau eToll Card dari Bank Mandiri. Jika sudah memiliki kartu ini dengan saldo yang mencukupi, pengunjung sebenarnya hanya tinggal masuk ke area Trans Studio.
Trans Studio Bandung merupakan taman bermain dalam ruangan, kecuali satu: Yamaha Racing Coaster. Yamaha Racing Coaster merupakan satu-satunya wahana di Trans Studio yang berada di luar ruangan. Dengan tinggi 50 meter, roller coaster ulang alik ini terlihat dari jauh, dan mungkin satu-satunya tanda bahwa di tempat ini ada taman bermain.
Trans Studio Bandung terbagi menjadi tiga bagian: Studio Central, Magic Corner dan Lost City. Ketiganya terhubung ke sebuah panggung pertunjukan yang luas. Pertama memasuki Trans Studio, pengunjung langsung masuk ke bagian Studio Central. Di sini ada Yamaha Racing Coaster, Vertigo, Giant Swing dan beberapa wahana lainnya. Karena pengunjung yang membludak, saya memilih untuk tidak menaiki wahana yang antriannya panjang, dan memanfaatkan waktu saya untuk mengambil beberapa gambar.
Pemandangan di area Studio Central:
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Setelah menyusuri Studio Central, pengunjung akan sampai ke Amphitheater, yaitu tempat pertunjukan luas. Di tempat ini diselenggarakan berbagai pertunjukan. Ada yang di atas panggung, ada pula yang di tengah-tengah jalan.
Dari area Amphiteater, pengunjung dapat belok kiri ke The Lost City, atau belok kanan ke area Magic Corner.
Pemandangan di depan panggung Amphitheater:
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Pertama kali, kami langsung menuju The Lost City. Di sini terdapat wahana-wahana Sky Pirates, yaitu kereta yang bergerak di atas area Trans Studio; dan Jelajah, yang mirip dengan Niagara-gara di Dunia Fantasi. Di sini juga ada wahana Kong Climb, yaitu wahana panjat dinding. Kami memilih untuk menaiki Kong Climb karena waktu itu hanya wahana ini yang antriannya tidak terlalu panjang.
Pemandangan di area The Lost City:
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Ketika kembali ke depan Amphitheater, ternyata pertunjukan “Legenda Putra Mahkota” akan dimulai. Kami pun menyaksikan pertunjukan ini. Ini adalah pertunjukan musikal dengan berbagai macam efek khusus dan atraksi dari puluhan pemain yang sangat memukau. Menurut saya pertunjukan ini tak kalah menarik dibandingkan pertunjukan The Golden Mickeys di Disneyland.
Sekitar pukul 16.30, petugas menyuruh para pengunjung untuk ke pinggir jalan. Rupanya iring-iringan parade akan dimulai. Parade ini menampilkan beberapa kendaraan dan puluhan peserta yang mengenakan kostum karakter. Parade ini berlangsung kurang lebih selama 30 menit.
Selanjutnya kami menuju area Magic Corner. Seperti area-area lainnya, di sini pun antrian terlalu panjang bagi saya untuk ikut mengantri. Saya hanya mengantri wahana Dunia Lain hanya karena kami mendapat kesan kalau antriannya tidak panjang, walaupun sebenarnya cukup panjang. Kami yang bukan pengunjung VIP mengantri tak kurang dari satu setengah jam. Sedangkan pengunjung VIP diberi antrian khusus yang bersebelahan dengan antrian biasa. Hasilnya, tentu saja, setiap kali ada pengunjung VIP yang masuk akan langsung disoraki oleh pengunjung reguler yang jumlahnya jauh lebih banyak.
Dalam antrian ini, disiplin pengunjung kembali diuji. Masalah yang saya dapati dalam antrian pertama saya di Trans Studio ini adalah gang antrian terlalu lebar. Seperti biasa, di Indonesia seseorang tidak akan membiarkan celah sekecil apapun di depan. Jika ada celah sekecil apapun, maka akan diserobot ‘angkot’. Tak berbeda seperti di jalan raya, di Trans Studio pun demikian.
Dunia Lain adalah wahana ‘rumah hantu’. Pengunjung menaiki sebuah kereta yang bergerak sendiri secara otomatis. Sepanjang perjalanan, pengunjung menyaksikan berbagai macam legenda kota Bandung yang berhubungan dengan hal-hal mistis, seperti halnya ambulans Bahureksa, Gua Belanda, dan lain-lain.
Pemandangan di area Magic Corner:
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Jam 9 malam antrian mulai surut. Saya memilih untuk naik wahana Sky Pirates untuk mengabadikan suasana Trans Studio Bandung dari atas.
Trans Studio Bandung tutup jam 10 malam. Pengelola memberi kesempatan bagi pengunjung untuk menguangkan kartu Mega Cash bagi yang tidak membutuhkan lagi kartu tersebut. Menurut pengalaman saya memang kartu ini praktis tidak berguna di luar BSM. Jadi kami memilih untuk menguangkan kartu tersebut.
Dengan harga tiket masuk Rp 150 ribu untuk hari biasa dan Rp 200 ribu untuk akhir pekan, Trans Studio Bandung cukup terjangkau. Pengunjung memiliki pilihan untuk menjadi VIP dengan menambahkan Rp 200 ribu lagi. Namun ini perlu dipertimbangkan lagi karena dalam beberapa wahana, menjadi VIP tidak banyak memotong antrian. Selain itu, perlu mental yang kuat karena pada beberapa wahana antrian VIP sejajar dengan antrian reguler. Siap-siap saja untuk dipelototi atau bahkan disoraki teman-teman di antrian reguler.
Trans Studio Bandung menyediakan beberapa wahana yang cocok untuk dinikmati anak kecil, tapi tidak terlalu banyak, dan rasanya anak-anak kecil dengan tinggi di bawah 110cm hanya akan lebih banyak menyaksikan orang tuanya bermain.
Karena terlampau penuh sesak, Rp 200 ribu/orang yang kami keluarkan waktu itu ternyata tidak sepadan dengan apa yang kami dapatkan. Selain itu masih terdapat beberapa wahana yang belum beroperasi. Mudah-mudah di lain waktu saya bisa mendapatkan kesempatan untuk kembali ke Trans Studio Bandung menikmati wahana-wahana yang lain, dan tentu saja, dalam suasana yang tidak penuh sesak.

Photo TR: Trans Studio Bandung, Indonesia


Building a big A$$ coaster in the middle of nowhere asia has it's challenges - but living on this side of the planet makes one want to jump on airplanes and find new stuff. As long as there is a decent hotel, a lull in civil unrest, and a McDonalds close by - it's all about finding those elusive new credits.

FACT:
people who write a book at the beginning of their trip report haven't realized yet that no one reads this crap. all people care about are the pictures. photo trip reports are exactly like porn magazines. someone spends endless hours writing articles - but all you really give a damn about are the pictures)

With that - onto the pics!
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To get to this park, you need to start by arriving at the SUPER-MODERN Bandung airport! You can fly to Jakarta and try driving the 6+ hours to Bandung. But, Indonesia is crazy enough to handle without dealing with Jakarta

Any airport with the name "Husein" in it's name is guaranteed to make Americans nervous
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....then drive down modern roads like this!
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....then fight the traffic (and lack of street signs) in super-modern downtown Bandung. 

Rental car companies exist here. But, c'mon, would you REALLY want to try driving through this?
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Trans Studio is located inside Bandung Supermal

CHECK IT OUT! Reading TPR teaches you stuff! The translation for "Bandung Supermal" is "Bandung Super Mall" 
Now you can tell your parents that you know how to speak Indonesian!
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To get into the parking lot, all vehicles need to first get through the security checkpoint. Parking is free - as are the cavity searches! Remember, this is Indonesia, so they need to search the bottom of your car for bombs - and the dogs search for drugs and explosives. 

I'll bet you're thinking that $20 parking fee at Magic Mountain is looking pretty good right about now!
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Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Fact: No one dares park in this part of the garage.

The park is considering expanding into this section of the garage. How do you say "Bumper Cars" in Indonesian?
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Joking aside and absolute truth be told - Trans Studio is a GREAT park! A great launched coaster, 2 decent dark rides, a couple of flats, great staff, and even an evening parade. Plus - the place is huge! 

Size-wise this is easily right up there with Nickelodeon Universe at Mall of America
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Fact #1: The park has 3 themed zones - the first is Studio Central
Fact #2: Most of the park is a rip-off of some other more "well-known" parks. 
This is very much like how Costa Cruises are a rip-off of more "safer" cruise lines
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This is a lesson on how to duplicate famous American stuff in Indonesia without offending any nasty American lawyers

heeheehehehe. "Mady's"
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Studio Central features the Yamaha Racing Coaster

It is not a racing coaster
It was not made by Yamaha

Here's another Indonesian language lesson: 
See those signs? Translation: "An American somehow found this park today, we don't know how this happened. We think he's just lost.
Let's not open the coaster until at least 2 hours after park opening. Then lets close it at the slightest hint of rain. This is guaranteed to aggravate the American and make him go back home to McDonalds"
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LARRY! I TOOK THIS AWESOME PHOTO JUST FOR YOU!!!!

(not really....but it's what other people put in their trip reports so I think I'm obliged to do the same)
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Studio Central is also home to the Giant Swing (a.k.a. Zamperla Midi Discovery). Decent program - indoor foot choppers make it better - there was bush around this ride. I like bush
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Also in Studio Central - Vertigo (a.k.a. Zamperla Power Surge). Awesome location at the end of the street. Never a queue - it scared the crap out of Indonesians (the kind of "power surge" that NO ONE wants!)
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More stuff! Marvel Superheroes The Rides!
(there's really only 1 ride...I think the "s" is silent when you speak Indonesian)
It's in a facade that doesn't look AT ALL like Wonder Works.
It's the same 4D type "crazy lazy-boy" simulator you've seen elsewhere folks. Playing the standard off-the-shelf Marvel movie. 
Indonesians love it - this was the most popular attraction in the park
Disney loves it too - licensing intellectual property is awesome!
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Massive big 'ol dark ride! I think "Bolang" is a cartoon based on the Big Boy when he was little....before making all those amazing hamburgers.

This dark ride was great - it's like "It's a Small World" had some illegitimate Indonesian gay baby. Rainbows, Big Boy, and the Incredible Hulk!
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If you've never watched the "Bolang" cartoons (I haven't)
and you don't speak Indonesian (I don't)
...then you'll have absolutely no clue what's going on in this ride (I didn't)
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A familiar sight somehow ended up in the final scene of the Bolang Adventure. 

Seriously, keep looking closely at the pictures and you'll quickly realize that someone on this park's design team went to Orlando and "borrowed" a few ideas

Number of Indonesians who will recognize this? 
Zero

Number of TPR readers who will recognize this?
All of them

Number of TPR readers who would change their last name to Mabillard if they married Claud's daughter, or his son, or....well....Claude?
All of them
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Transcar Racing! Hit this ride early! Putting a gasoline-powered car ride in an indoor theme park makes the attendants really sleepy after a few hours

The station is on the "park level" - in Studio Central.
Two separate tracks - with both courses one-story down, running below most of the park
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The Transcar course look eerily similar to a certain driving-based Epcot attraction. Except this one is in Indonesia, doesn't shut down in the rain, and doesn't have any of those annoying "evasive maneuvers" 

I only try to make "evasive maneuvers" when I see one of my ex's or have to go take a "power surge"
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Speaking of that unnamed driving ride in Epcot. The queue for Yamaha Racing Coaster looks kind of familiar

Good news fans - it doesn't have that annoying soundtrack blaring that may or may not be sponsored by Excedrin
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No...really....it was scary just how much the queue for the Yamaha Racing Coaster looks like Test Track
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Yamaha Racing Coaster's train. The ride itself almost identical to the Mr. Freeze coasters you should know (if you don't...what are you doing on TPR?) - and has those "lap bar only" restraint we love so much!
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More coaster-station porn for you

The train is pretty much a 2-car Sky Rocket train
After the initial rush, the crew shaved the queue down to a walk-on the rest of the day
The ride is smooth


See folks, in order to increase web traffic, you need to insure that key words are embedded into your text

Hence the use of "Porn" "Smooth" "Shaved" and "Rocket"
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LIMS! LIMBS! LIMS! ....and a whole bunch of stuff to help keep the lims cool!

This is important 'cause there are two big A$$ volcanoes on either side of Bandung and this helps make sure the coaster can keep running during eruptions
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The Lost City is the second area of the park

Hanging a giant sign in between two enormous phallic symbols is socially acceptable in Indonesia.
Try learning that crap like that on other web sites!
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Lost City was home to a King Kong-themed rock climbing wall (yeah...I don't get the connection either) and Sky Pirates
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....and Jelajah....a decent 2-drop flume ride! 

The park's description of the ride was: Cruise the malignant African jungle in a rescue mission, you will understand the true meaning of adventure, Feel the sensation, drop from the fall with 13 meter height

"Cruising malignant African Jungles" is not on many people's vacation wish lists. 
Actually, pretty much malignant-anything kind of sucks

Decent theming and water that didn't make me break out in any rashes (or power surges)
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I'm not gay - but there is going to be NOTHING sexy about this boatload of chicks getting soaking wet!
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The last area of the park is called "Magic Corner"

Home to the 2nd dark ride - an awesome haunted dark ride that I thought was a little lame at first

....until the scary jawa-lookin' dude jumped out and scared the hell out of me. Yep - amazing concept - the park puts LIVE actors inside the ride area!
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Magic corner was pretty darn impressive

Drop towers themed to Jack and the Beanstalk didn't quite make too much sense - but a lot of stuff in Indonesia doesn't make sense to me.... except that they allow topless suntanning in Bali. That makes good sense.
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Legal Clause from Trans Studio Bandung Lawyers: 

The Magic Corner was not, in any way, made to look like certain wizarding-type parks in the Orange County, Florida area. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.
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Oh look! What a pretty little fountain! It looks like a young kid riding a broom and battling a witch.

Wait a second
What the hell
This can't be as blatant as it looks

Zoom in!
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WHAT THE F*CK!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?

They even added the glasses!!!!!!!!
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Dragon Riders was another decent flat - this one a dragon-themed Zamperla Kang'A'Bounce

For some totally bizarre reason, they wouldn't allow single riders on this thing.
Fortunately, the ride staffs hot chicks to ride with you! Big Mike would probably spend all day on this ride - he's a smart guy! (is that a duck I see in the bottom right?)
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Did I mention that the park ALSO had an evening parade!?!?!?

Legal Note: These are NOT dwarves! That would require more money to be shelled out for licensing fees to Disney. This is why they only bought 6 costumes
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The parade has floats and a bunch of celebrity look-a-likes

Wait
What the F*UCK is that thing!?!?!?!?!

One more time....zoom in!
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Apparently this character is in the wrong park!

I think "it" thinks this is TRANNY Studios Bandung
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This is not part of the parade

This is a class of Indonesian school kids
Immediately helping to prove once again that almost any group of kids in Asia are infinitely better behaved than American kids
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This is also not part of the parade

There was an ACE convention in town and the buffet was open
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The park's opening ceremony was great! It featured flying girls, jungle dancers, and a backdrop using the Microsoft Media Player visualizer
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....but it had fire and pyro.....
....and ANYONE in the theme park business knows that stuff is infinitely better with fire and pyro!
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Fact: One artsy shot is required in all TPR photo trip reports
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One final shot from Trans Studio Bandung

Warning of stuff that I'm not mentioning details of in this trip report: The park has a few odd "rules" (no cash, no re-entry) Neither were a big deal

Awesome park!
Amazingly friendly staff!
Totally worth the trip to a crazy-ass part of Indonesia!

If anyone's wondering - this park visit was back on December 9th and, yes, I procrastinate so deal with it!

Sumber: 
http://www.themeparkreview.com